Friday, May 23, 2008

Rory Harvey - Little Red Space Ace


LITTLE RED SPACE ACE

ONCEUPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL CALLED LITTLE RED SPACE ACE. One day her mum asked if she would take the space fries and nebula burgers too her grandmas ok said little red space ace be careful said her mum jumped in her 400,000,000,000 snail power engine shiny red mothership as she went in the coffee machine churned out some
Decaf coffee and space ace got drunk on it and crashed her ship meanwhile a local bully zorg who feasted on humans was enjoying a drink in his favourite bar the zoggs head he was a mercenary and feasted on humans every human he ate got him 100,000,000 zollars he got a call on his comlink it said that a human had crashed there ship in the area the zorg grunted and headed off. Space ace woke up and saw a drink driving kills ouch I still feel tipsy better stay away from the drink for a while just then the zorg rounded the corner and snorted through his translator hello human hi said space ace ok lets cut to the chase where you going to my grannies not that its any business of yours realising she was threatened she used her black belt in karate to knock the stuffing out of him after there encounter a squirrel could have creamed it but luckily a card fell out of her pocket when she was fighting he reached out as if every inch pained him and snatched it he read the address a grin came over his face and he got up slowly and rushed off as quickly as possible as it is to be while you are practically unconscious. Mean while space ace fixed the ship with her fixing ships for dummies book she got in her ship and started flying to grannies. The zorg flew in his i.f.z.(identified flying zorg) to the address on the card but zorgs cant read well so he got next doors house instead ate the old lady in there and picked some clothes he liked and waited he saw space ace realised his mistake and watched as space ace landed deployed the landing ramp and saw her slip on the ramp fall and knock herself out. He quickly swallowed the granny in the house biting her head off while he was at it and got into the four-poster bed and pretended to be a granny space ace woke up (again) and stared at the house so she got up grabbed her basket and walked into the house oh my what big eyes you have all the better to see you with my dear but came out as hfgrgvrggggbuygsfbshdgfsbffhkfj because he had had half his teeth knocked out by space ace hey your that zorg so space ace ran while the zorg hobbled after space ace found a secret compartment full of napalm blasters and grabbed one and blasted the zorg in half grannies head came back on and she popped out they scooped out the zorg into the trash and they lived happily ever after until the zorg morphed back together and came back looking for revenge…

The end

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really liked your story line i thought it was really funny i especially liked how a burger was a nebula burger and the fries were called space fries.

Anonymous said...

Hi Rory. Great story. It was awesome! My favourite food is burgers so now I want one. It definitly spreads the image that drink driving is bad and also i used to do karate to.