Thursday, June 19, 2008

Onaga Is Better Than "J Dog" - Jordan Scoullar-Lamb


THERE WERE 2 DRUNKS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD THEY WERE SO DRUNK THEY SEE 3 OF EVEYTHING THEN THEY SAW A CATAPULT IT LOOKED LIKE GIANT BEER THEY FELL IN THE CATAPULT THEY PULLED THE LEVER THEY WENT IN TO A SECRET GARDAN THEY DID NOT NO WHERE THEY WERE LOOKED AROUND NOTHING THEN ARCHEYS SHOT ARROWS WE WERE DOWN THEN WE GOT UP AND PULLED OUT AK47 IT WAS BAD THEN WE TOOK THERE BOW AND ARROWS AND WE WALK THOUGH THE GARDEN THEN THIS DRAGON CALLED ONAGA CAME AND THIS FIRE THING CALLED BLAZE HELP ONAGA THEN WE STARTED TO FIGHT WE PULLED OUT OUR SWORDS THEY WON WE JONED THERE TEAM WE WENT ON A JOUNRY THEN THE RED DRAGON CLAN CAME FIGHT!!!ROUND ONE! ONAGA BLAZE TAVEN DAGON WINS! THEN TWO SORCERERES COLUD QUIN SHE SHAG TSIM CAME ROUND ONE FIGHT!! ONAGA BLAZE TAVEN DAGON WINS FLAWISH WIN!!THEN JOURNY ENDED!!!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Piggy in the Middle - Natalie Paterson

Piggy in the middle
I have a huge family-just at home lets see there’s my mum Sharon, my step dad Mark, my 3 older brothers David, Alex and Josh, my 2 younger sisters Rosie and Kate and my step brother and sister Gemma and Max and me Anna I’m piggy in the middle Gemma Max and David call me piglet I hate it I hate Mark as well he and my mum are MARRIED now so we live with him he’s a train driver I have the best bedroom in the whole house all the way up at the top it has a very pretty stain glassed window well it used to and then David threw a cricket ball threw it so now it is broken. And what’s worse is that our house is –literally- in the middle of nowhere no neighbours or anything at least I can see through my window. My idea of a fantastic holiday is reading making things and sleeping well my stepfather Mark had better ideas he said we had to go camping so that’s what were doing right now going camping
At least there’s no bears or snakes or wolfs in Taupo that’s where were going. Oh fresh air felt sooo GOOD well that is after being in a car with 7 other people we had just gotten to the camping site and already Gemma was calling her friends, Max was calling his girlfriend, Rosie had a bleeding nose, Alex, Josh and David were fighting over who got to sleep in the middle and Katie had decided to become a cat so Mum an Mark were trying to get her down from a tree, me with nothing to do I decided to go in to the woods for something to do. I ran back to the campsite everybody was asleep they must of figured I had gone off exploring I had made a fantastic discovery-a pool! Not like Moana pool in Dunedin this was a big blue lagoon surrounded by palm trees I woke everybody up but they just told me to go away and that they were trying to sleep
Even though it was only 5 pm! But mum came out and asked me what was going on and I told her to change into her togs and follow me then I got changed and sure enough mum had her togs on then we ran off into the woods together “oooo it’s beautiful” mum exclaimed as she gingerly took tiny steps into the clear, sparkling water “it’s a hot spring” mum said in surprise then mum picked me up and whirled m around and at that moment everything seemed perfect.

The Talking Cat - Sean Brosnahan


A boy called Bob was on holiday in Egypt with his family and some friends. One day they were visiting a tomb. His parents went off to see another tomb but Bob and his friends decided to stay for a bit longer. They looked around for a bit longer but then his friends went off and the door slammed shut behind them. Bob was trapped. He sat down for a while, then all of a sudden a cat walked out and said “Wazzup” then Bob started running away. The cat said “I can help you get out”. “Ok” said Bob eagerly. So the cat showed him a stone that slid out so that he could crawl through and then he lived happily ever after til five minutes later when he walked off the cliff.

By Sean

War Hero - Alex Phillips


Alex’s Big Bad Fight
One day there was a guy called Alex he was a war hero and he had been to war many times and he was at a wedding at the tower of London then Tony walked in and started shooting people randomly after the fire of shooting some people stood up there was a kid with a rusty knife and he gave it to Alex to fight back Tony but then all the people that died came out of the body like ghosts and started to fight Tony. Tony had to run all the ghosts were to strong so Tony jumped out the window he broke his leg he was in hospital for 2 years and after he got out he wanted revenge on Alex He made my tourists attack go wrong and put me in hospital for 2 years later that day he whet to Alex house and set up a trap when Alex walked though the door the trap got set off and it fired shotgun bullets at Alex but Alex hade super coolness powers so he can make time slow down and stop time so he stopped time and pushed the bullets away and picked up the gun for the person who set the trap he looks in the living room but no one was there he looked in the TV room but none was there then he when in the bed room and Tony was jumping out the window Alex fires bullets randomly though the room one of them hits Tony’s…. Arm Tony still runs away Tony left a message on the answering machine beep
“Alex if can hear this you have past my test I won’t to finch this ones and for all we should meat at the park down by the lake” Alex got ready for tonight later that night they meat out side the park Tony came with a tank and Alex came with a helicopter
With mini-guns on the side of it and Tony fired a nuke at Alex and it missed and went all the way to wills house (ha-ha) then Alex fires the mini-guns at Tony but they miss and hits a ice-cream truck “No I love ice-cream I was going to buy some after I had killed you” “I don’t think so” Alex’s fires a nuke a Tony and he blows up.
Finally the war is over and goes home to go to bed
The end

Monkeys Don't Believe... - Mikaela Chettleburgh


Character- A small monkey
Setting- A wild life park
Object- A glowing mirror
Topic- Animals against humans

Once there was a small monkey called Joey who lived in a wild life park with all his monkey friends called… billy, holly, molly
And the king of all monkeys Geoff he was the boss of the whole wild life park. One-day lots of humans with cameras were coming towards us backwards and they looked at us. Then we looked beside us and there it was a glowing sliver pretty glowing mirror and Geoff said “ holy gobstopper” “what is that?” said Molly “ it is one of the most dearest mirrors in the WORLD!!!”Said Geoff. All the monkeys fainted but not Geoff because he was to busy trying to figure out a way to steal the beautiful mirror. When it was 12:00pmgeoff woke up all the monkeys in the wild life park and one big chimp to be the bodyguard to see if anyone was coming. So they went off quickly and broke out of the cage and then as they were walking someone was in a car and turned the lights on and blinded the monkeys. They turned around and ran back to the cage so they would not get caught. The manager jumped out of the blue and gave them a fright he went to pick them up through them into the cage and drove, them to the pound because the manager didn’t want them any more and the animals started to cry. But the manager didn’t care he just walked out the door and didn’t bother coming back. The monkeys and chimp got put into a cage and stared talking to other animals and started to make new friends. And they lived, happily ever after.

By Mikaela

The Deep Well - William Pelet


“Wow! Look, there is a well, I never knew it was there,” says Charlie. “Neither did I,” replies his best friend David who was going on a long bike ride with him. Charlie suddenly says, "when we arrive back home, I could ask my Mum if we can explore it.” David then commented sarcastically, “yeah right.”

When Charlie arrives home he asks his mother the question. Charlie’s mother of course said no, being an overly protective mother.

The next day Charlie is walking to school with David talking about the well. Charlie told David his mother had said no. David suggested, “we could sneak out at night.” Charlie replied, “maybe.”

Just when the school bell rang Charlie sent a note to David that read…. Be at the well at 1 am.

That night at 1:01 am Charlie was at the well waiting for David.

29 minutes later…..

David finally arrives. Charlie said in an angry voice, “ you are late by 30 minutes!” "Sorry, slept in a bit,” David replies.

Charlie pulls a rope and a torch out of his backpack. "David you go down first.” “No way you go down first!” Charlie replies, "David’s a chicken, pok pok pok !” David gives in with a sigh.

Charlie begins to lower in David who comments, "this feels like being in a giant snake." David suddenly hits the bottom. He yells, "pass the torch down!" Charlie throws the torch. Charlie immediately runs over to the nearest tree and ties the rope around so they can get back up. He starts to climb down.

At the bottom Charlie and David turn on the torch and start to explore. David who held the torch yelled, “look there is a secret passage way!” Charlie came running over. “Lets go exploring!" When they had walked down the passage way they entered a small room and saw an ivory tusk sitting on a small tower. David started to sprint over but Charlie yelled, “stop there might be bobby traps!”

Charlie picks up a small pebble that is in sight and chucks it at the ivory tusk which falls to the floor. Nothing happens, all is quiet. They run over and pick it up. “Awwwwesome!” They both say together.
They explore the room. Charlie yells excitedly. “Hey, look there is another secret passage, this could be our way home!"

They have been walking through the tunnel for ages. They finally see light and run full throttle towards it.

When they reached the end of the tunnel with the treasure safely in their backpack, they see a train. The driver shouted, “do you want a ride home?” Both Charlie and David were surprised and replied, “but we don’t have any tickets!” The driver then told them this is the last train home and it doesn’t really matter. David and Charlie hopped on board with a grateful thank you!

Written by William Pelet

Monday, June 9, 2008

Plastic Fantastic - Gemma Lowden


CHARACTER: Security guard
SETTING: Cross roads
OBJECT: Glowing mirror
TOPIC: Plastic surgery

One day there was a security guard called Billy he had an unfortunate looking face and he had always dreamt of having plastic surgery. One day he was walking down the hallway and a mirror appeared in front of him. It started talking to him and it said “what do you want most?” at first Billy thought that he was trying to be a gene but he wasn’t going to be rude so he said I really want plastic surgery then the mirror said meet me by the cross roads at noon and then he vanished. He had just got to the top of the road and he saw the mirror being carried up by a big scary masked man even though I am so puffed from walking up that big hill but I dig it in and sprint as fast as I can, finally I get there, he says “are you ready to leave all this ugliness behind?” “Yeah definitely!” I reply. He works his magic and oomph it felt like I just got hit on the head by a hammer, next thing was I woke up in a hospital ward I think in comes a nurse and introduces herself as Lillian, she asks me if I am ready for my operation I answer with a simple “yep” “ok off we go then,” she rolls me down the corridor and into the surgery room she carefully wipes my hand with some sort of numbing lotion, well I think that’s what it is. Now for the needle oh yuck, I feel a little pinch and then black the next thing I remember was waking up in the ward and grabbing the mirror that lies beside me “WOW I look great!” he shouted in comes Lillian the nurse and she says “oh my Billy you look great!” I thank her and she exclaims that ill be out of here by tomorrow. By the time I’m out I’ve lost my job and the only good thing I’ve got left is my house and dog bob. The end

Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Talking Cat - Jordie Beres


Character: A talking cat

Object: A box

Topic deserted by his friends

Setting: An Egyptian tomb

Once upon a time there was a man called Mr Beres he was very interested in Egyptology he liked digging for ancient jelery from the year 1500. He had just booked tickets on a plane to Egypt. In the plane he borrowed a book on Egyptian tombs he read a section about treasure it said that ten steps forward from the temple of doom and if you dug 400 metres into the ground you would find a great treasure a box with the treasure inside Mr Beres badly wanted to find that treasure when he got his luggage he ran of and rented a dune buggy and raced of to the temple of doom he immediately stepped ten steps forward from the temple of doom and dug. About ten hours later he found this box from inside the box he thought he heard a voice from inside when he opened the box out sprang a talking cat. Mr Beres fainted when he woke up all he saw was this ginger cat with blue eyes sleeping on him the cat just said hello I’m a talking cat Iv been here for 5000 years I was deserted by my friends all because I told them there was treasure in the temple of doom he wanted all the treasure to himself so he buried me here in my sleep so he decided to adopt the cat he called him Boris and they lived happily ever after

The end

By Jordie Beres