Samurai Escape

Samaria Escape

It was a dark night in the dungeon the only light was a small flaming touch on the wall on the corner was a Samaria prisoner asleep suddenly he got up and rushed to the door and took out a small pouch in his pocket and put it on the door and picked up his weapons and the touch and threw it at the door BANG the door had exploded (the pouch was pitch)

The Samaria rushed threw the door and was meat buy a solider with a sword and shield the Samaria quickly manoeuvred his sword passed the sword and shield into the mans chest the solider let out a big scream and fell to the floor the Samaria herd foot steps and more soldiers ran the corner armed with crossbows the Samaria chucked two of his knives from his pack on his back into the soldiers they fell to the floor

The Samaria ran to the main gates and was met by a small army this was the only thing in his way from freedom this would be a hard task GET THE PRISNOR said the soldier they ran at the Samaria the Samaria ran at them there was a massive battle ahhhhhh offfff ekkkkkkk screamed the soldiers he had killed them all he was free.

CUSTARD

CUSTARD

I was the richest person in the world. I was rich because my mum and dad made custard. I help them. We make buckets full of custard. I am 14 years old and I am turning into a grown up. Mum and dad say I have to make custard when I grow up. But I don’t want to. We live in a mansion and we earn billons. I have my clothes made by special people. And the people who don’t work hard enough for us have to live in a damp dungeon . when they start to work hard they can live in our house again. But barely any one lives in the dungeon. When I have to go to school my best friend Mary will share some custard with me. She comes over everyday . she has a lot of money because they sell cars. We go to her house or we go to mine. Mary is the smartest in the class. I am the third smartest in the class. When I grow up I have to make custard lots and lots of custard. I am now 20 and we are still making custard. It is delicious. We are rich until we die and it all goes to the family and they can spend it on anything they want.

By Gabby

The drunk and the secret garden - Nathan Foley

The drunk and the secret garden

The drunk and the secret part 1

There was once a peaceful garden because it was secret there was deer prancing around birds chirping dolphins doing back flips out of the water and all the trees so green. That was until the drunk came along that is. I will tell you what happened that dreaded day. He was walking down the street he was drunk he saw a catapult and he thought it was a lazy boy so he sat down in the catapults holder he saw a beer bottle so he grabbed it but it wasn’t a beer bottle it was the leaver to fling fire the catapult. The drunk heard a click and went off with an ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hay I can see my house from here ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh no a golden eagle ouch get off get off! Ahh he’s gone oh no a plane oh no this s going to hurt owwwwwwwwcccccccccchhhhhh hello pilot said the drunk oh no he’s pressing oh no he is making the wheels come out oh no I’m slipping this is going to hurt ooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m going down good bye cruel cruel world!

THE DUNK AND THE SECRET GARDEN PART 2

Crash ouch hay I’m alive I’m alive! Woo look at this there’s deer and fish and ducks then the drunk slapped his legs and felt something in his pocket so he took it out it was a beer bottle the drunk said yahh so he popped the lid a sculled all the beer and did an huge burp then he was drunk than ever before he set a tree on fire and sat beside it the fire was like a rainbow except it was only red orange and yellow he found another beer but this time he didn’t drink it he threw it at the fire after a couple of seconds later there was a loud BANG!

The drunk was killed and half of the garden destroyed and that was the end of the secret garden

THE END

The Brown Parcel - Sammy Irvine

The Brown Parcel

Once there was a creepy reporter called Ralph. One day Ralph saw a brown parcel lying on the footpath. He picked it up, then he noticed a wide open door. He tiptoed inside and down a long windy staircase made of cold hard stone. When he got down he saw a hot flaming fire and a bookcase. Nobody was down there, he put down the brown parcel, then accidentally stepped on a copper coloured stone. The bookcase shifted aside and a long passage seemed to be behind. Ralph picked up the parcel and hurried inside. The passage wasn’t as long as Ralph thought, it took about three meters and Ralph was at a rugged looking mountain pass, he thought to himself, how did I get here? ‘of course, the secret passage!.’ All of a sudden, a strong wind blew and knocked the parcel out of Ralph’s hands ‘Nooo!’ he screamed, as he staggered up the mountain pass, wind blowing in his face, he saw the parcel lying on a nearby rock, not to far down. He thought he could reach it, but lost his balance and tumbled down the mountain and that was the end of Ralph, the creepy reporter.

Rory Harvey - Little Red Space Ace

LITTLE RED SPACE ACE

ONCEUPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL CALLED LITTLE RED SPACE ACE. One day her mum asked if she would take the space fries and nebula burgers too her grandmas ok said little red space ace be careful said her mum jumped in her 400,000,000,000 snail power engine shiny red mothership as she went in the coffee machine churned out some
Decaf coffee and space ace got drunk on it and crashed her ship meanwhile a local bully zorg who feasted on humans was enjoying a drink in his favourite bar the zoggs head he was a mercenary and feasted on humans every human he ate got him 100,000,000 zollars he got a call on his comlink it said that a human had crashed there ship in the area the zorg grunted and headed off. Space ace woke up and saw a drink driving kills ouch I still feel tipsy better stay away from the drink for a while just then the zorg rounded the corner and snorted through his translator hello human hi said space ace ok lets cut to the chase where you going to my grannies not that its any business of yours realising she was threatened she used her black belt in karate to knock the stuffing out of him after there encounter a squirrel could have creamed it but luckily a card fell out of her pocket when she was fighting he reached out as if every inch pained him and snatched it he read the address a grin came over his face and he got up slowly and rushed off as quickly as possible as it is to be while you are practically unconscious. Mean while space ace fixed the ship with her fixing ships for dummies book she got in her ship and started flying to grannies. The zorg flew in his i.f.z.(identified flying zorg) to the address on the card but zorgs cant read well so he got next doors house instead ate the old lady in there and picked some clothes he liked and waited he saw space ace realised his mistake and watched as space ace landed deployed the landing ramp and saw her slip on the ramp fall and knock herself out. He quickly swallowed the granny in the house biting her head off while he was at it and got into the four-poster bed and pretended to be a granny space ace woke up (again) and stared at the house so she got up grabbed her basket and walked into the house oh my what big eyes you have all the better to see you with my dear but came out as hfgrgvrggggbuygsfbshdgfsbffhkfj because he had had half his teeth knocked out by space ace hey your that zorg so space ace ran while the zorg hobbled after space ace found a secret compartment full of napalm blasters and grabbed one and blasted the zorg in half grannies head came back on and she popped out they scooped out the zorg into the trash and they lived happily ever after until the zorg morphed back together and came back looking for revenge…

The end

Rory Jackson - Little Red Space Ace

Little Red Space Ace

Jimmy threw his bag on. Then he chucked the book on the table and raced off to school. It was 9:30 on Wednesday the 7th of May 2008, and he was 40 minutes late for school.
“Jimmy!” Mr Frantly, Jimmy’s teacher said. “You’re late, again!”
“Sorry, Mr Frantly.” Jimmy replied, while putting his bag on the hook that was free in the back of the room. “But I have a perfectly reasonable explanation.”
“Excuses again!” Mr Frantly yelled. “What is it this time!???!!?!?!?”
“May I use the whiteboard?” Jimmy asked.
“Be quick.” Mr Frantly sighed.
“Okay.” Jimmy started. “This morning I was reading a book to my little brother that made me late to school. This is the story of Little Red Space Ace.”
“Little Red Space Ace
Once upon a time on the 84th of Jancember, 2050, an alien called Space Ace, who was little and red and lived on planet Kleemtos, was bringing a ritual colt to her grandma’s house to sacrifice her into a giant space volcano. She had some human blood soup to give her as well, because it made her body invincible to the pain of up to 66613666 degrees.
“Be careful!” her mother told her. “And don’t talk to strangers again! It cost me a 478953413865784678634786134723478976789137891238902
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Glorkaxian dollar bribe to get you back!”
“Sorry, mum.” Space Ace replied while leaving.
She stole a courier delivery flying saucer, and her and the colt were off. Her grandma lived on planet Mylin, which was 2 Earth hours away. Halfway there they realised that they were going the wrong way. So they turned back. Then when they were going the right way and they were halfway there, a blue blob saw them. Then, with his super scanning vision, he scanned the ship so he knew about grandma, Space Ace and the colt. He also found that they were edible! He was quite hungry then. So he went to their ship and Space Ace wound down the window.
“Can I have you deliver something for me?” the blob asked.
“We aren’t actually deliverers for this company, but okay.” Space Ace replied. “Where to?”
“That worm hole over there.” it said, pointing to a wormhole.
“Let’s go, fellas!” Space Ace said to the colt. Then they left.
“Now my plan shall commence!” the blob screamed. “Muahahahahaaa!!!!!! Muahahahahaaa!!!!!! Muahaha *cough* *cough*”
Then he warped to grandma’s house. The blob knocked on the door.
“I like grapes.” Grandma said as she went to open the door. When she did, she screamed. Not because she saw the blob, but because she farted. Then the blob zapped her with a laser beam that sent her to a different dimension. The blob went into the lounge and looked at a picture of her and transformed into what the picture looked like. But he didn’t know that it was from 867 years ago! Then Space Ace came in with the colt.
“Grandma?” Space Ace yelled out at the top of her lungs.
“I’m in here!” the blob said as it got into grandma’s bed.
“Grandma!” Space Ace screamed. “What great aging cream you have! You look 867 years younger!”
“All the better to stay young with!” the blob replied.
“What great shampoo you have!” Space Ace screamed.
“It’s L’Oreal!” the blob replied. “Because I’m worth it!”
“What tiny eyes you have!” Space Ace screamed
“All the better to be blind with!” the blob replied.
“What a big mouth you have!” Space Ace screamed.
“All the better to eat you with!” the blob screamed as it lunged at Space Ace, with it’s mouth hanging open.
“You can’t eat me!” Space Ace yelled. “You have to drink this human blood soup to get you ready to be sacrificed.”
“Sacrificed?” the blob thought. Then the colt came in, knocked it out and started pounding it to tenderise it for the space gods. Then they warped to the volcano. The colt started chanting some alien gibberish.
“Kamalala Faposimo Shishimashi MALOMALO!!! Kamalala Faposimo Shishimashi MALOMALO!!!”
Then the blob rose into the air and was thrown in the volcano by an invisible force. But just as the blob was about to fall in the space lava, grandma jumped out and got to the top of the volcano.
“Space Ace,” Grandma said. “I don’t want to be sacrificed anymore. I changed my mind.”
“K.” Space Ace replied.”
“…And that’s the story of Little Red Space Ace.” Jimmy finished. But then he noticed that noone was in the room. It was 5 o’clock! The bell rang 2 hours ago!

Ashley Ryder 1st Draft

Object: Rusty Knife
Setting: London Tower
Character: War Hero
Topic: Ghost's Wedding

Once upon a time there lived a war hero one day he went to the tower of London oh did I tell you he is a ghost and he has full in love again he is going to marry a rust knife why a rust knife because when he died he had a rust knife in his hand. When went to war he did not have a wife our kids his parents where died so the army beard him since he died close to water he was put to rest there the night he died he comes back to find true love so he has he dose not come back until one night they where sad so they hunted a girl she was not sad. They did not like the girl then one day she died the war hero yelled out HELPME PLEASE one day they played hide and go seek they did not find her
Then they went to the tower of London and she was there the end
By Ashley