The drunk and the secret garden - Nathan Foley

The drunk and the secret garden

The drunk and the secret part 1

There was once a peaceful garden because it was secret there was deer prancing around birds chirping dolphins doing back flips out of the water and all the trees so green. That was until the drunk came along that is. I will tell you what happened that dreaded day. He was walking down the street he was drunk he saw a catapult and he thought it was a lazy boy so he sat down in the catapults holder he saw a beer bottle so he grabbed it but it wasn’t a beer bottle it was the leaver to fling fire the catapult. The drunk heard a click and went off with an ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hay I can see my house from here ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh no a golden eagle ouch get off get off! Ahh he’s gone oh no a plane oh no this s going to hurt owwwwwwwwcccccccccchhhhhh hello pilot said the drunk oh no he’s pressing oh no he is making the wheels come out oh no I’m slipping this is going to hurt ooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m going down good bye cruel cruel world!

THE DUNK AND THE SECRET GARDEN PART 2

Crash ouch hay I’m alive I’m alive! Woo look at this there’s deer and fish and ducks then the drunk slapped his legs and felt something in his pocket so he took it out it was a beer bottle the drunk said yahh so he popped the lid a sculled all the beer and did an huge burp then he was drunk than ever before he set a tree on fire and sat beside it the fire was like a rainbow except it was only red orange and yellow he found another beer but this time he didn’t drink it he threw it at the fire after a couple of seconds later there was a loud BANG!

The drunk was killed and half of the garden destroyed and that was the end of the secret garden

THE END