Plastic Fantastic - Gemma Lowden

CHARACTER: Security guard
SETTING: Cross roads
OBJECT: Glowing mirror
TOPIC: Plastic surgery

One day there was a security guard called Billy he had an unfortunate looking face and he had always dreamt of having plastic surgery. One day he was walking down the hallway and a mirror appeared in front of him. It started talking to him and it said “what do you want most?” at first Billy thought that he was trying to be a gene but he wasn’t going to be rude so he said I really want plastic surgery then the mirror said meet me by the cross roads at noon and then he vanished. He had just got to the top of the road and he saw the mirror being carried up by a big scary masked man even though I am so puffed from walking up that big hill but I dig it in and sprint as fast as I can, finally I get there, he says “are you ready to leave all this ugliness behind?” “Yeah definitely!” I reply. He works his magic and oomph it felt like I just got hit on the head by a hammer, next thing was I woke up in a hospital ward I think in comes a nurse and introduces herself as Lillian, she asks me if I am ready for my operation I answer with a simple “yep” “ok off we go then,” she rolls me down the corridor and into the surgery room she carefully wipes my hand with some sort of numbing lotion, well I think that’s what it is. Now for the needle oh yuck, I feel a little pinch and then black the next thing I remember was waking up in the ward and grabbing the mirror that lies beside me “WOW I look great!” he shouted in comes Lillian the nurse and she says “oh my Billy you look great!” I thank her and she exclaims that ill be out of here by tomorrow. By the time I’m out I’ve lost my job and the only good thing I’ve got left is my house and dog bob. The end

The Talking Cat - Jordie Beres

Character: A talking cat

Object: A box

Topic deserted by his friends

Setting: An Egyptian tomb

Once upon a time there was a man called Mr Beres he was very interested in Egyptology he liked digging for ancient jelery from the year 1500. He had just booked tickets on a plane to Egypt. In the plane he borrowed a book on Egyptian tombs he read a section about treasure it said that ten steps forward from the temple of doom and if you dug 400 metres into the ground you would find a great treasure a box with the treasure inside Mr Beres badly wanted to find that treasure when he got his luggage he ran of and rented a dune buggy and raced of to the temple of doom he immediately stepped ten steps forward from the temple of doom and dug. About ten hours later he found this box from inside the box he thought he heard a voice from inside when he opened the box out sprang a talking cat. Mr Beres fainted when he woke up all he saw was this ginger cat with blue eyes sleeping on him the cat just said hello I’m a talking cat Iv been here for 5000 years I was deserted by my friends all because I told them there was treasure in the temple of doom he wanted all the treasure to himself so he buried me here in my sleep so he decided to adopt the cat he called him Boris and they lived happily ever after

The end

By Jordie Beres

Samurai Escape

Samaria Escape

It was a dark night in the dungeon the only light was a small flaming touch on the wall on the corner was a Samaria prisoner asleep suddenly he got up and rushed to the door and took out a small pouch in his pocket and put it on the door and picked up his weapons and the touch and threw it at the door BANG the door had exploded (the pouch was pitch)

The Samaria rushed threw the door and was meat buy a solider with a sword and shield the Samaria quickly manoeuvred his sword passed the sword and shield into the mans chest the solider let out a big scream and fell to the floor the Samaria herd foot steps and more soldiers ran the corner armed with crossbows the Samaria chucked two of his knives from his pack on his back into the soldiers they fell to the floor

The Samaria ran to the main gates and was met by a small army this was the only thing in his way from freedom this would be a hard task GET THE PRISNOR said the soldier they ran at the Samaria the Samaria ran at them there was a massive battle ahhhhhh offfff ekkkkkkk screamed the soldiers he had killed them all he was free.

CUSTARD

CUSTARD

I was the richest person in the world. I was rich because my mum and dad made custard. I help them. We make buckets full of custard. I am 14 years old and I am turning into a grown up. Mum and dad say I have to make custard when I grow up. But I don’t want to. We live in a mansion and we earn billons. I have my clothes made by special people. And the people who don’t work hard enough for us have to live in a damp dungeon . when they start to work hard they can live in our house again. But barely any one lives in the dungeon. When I have to go to school my best friend Mary will share some custard with me. She comes over everyday . she has a lot of money because they sell cars. We go to her house or we go to mine. Mary is the smartest in the class. I am the third smartest in the class. When I grow up I have to make custard lots and lots of custard. I am now 20 and we are still making custard. It is delicious. We are rich until we die and it all goes to the family and they can spend it on anything they want.

By Gabby

The drunk and the secret garden - Nathan Foley

The drunk and the secret garden

The drunk and the secret part 1

There was once a peaceful garden because it was secret there was deer prancing around birds chirping dolphins doing back flips out of the water and all the trees so green. That was until the drunk came along that is. I will tell you what happened that dreaded day. He was walking down the street he was drunk he saw a catapult and he thought it was a lazy boy so he sat down in the catapults holder he saw a beer bottle so he grabbed it but it wasn’t a beer bottle it was the leaver to fling fire the catapult. The drunk heard a click and went off with an ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hay I can see my house from here ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh no a golden eagle ouch get off get off! Ahh he’s gone oh no a plane oh no this s going to hurt owwwwwwwwcccccccccchhhhhh hello pilot said the drunk oh no he’s pressing oh no he is making the wheels come out oh no I’m slipping this is going to hurt ooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m going down good bye cruel cruel world!

THE DUNK AND THE SECRET GARDEN PART 2

Crash ouch hay I’m alive I’m alive! Woo look at this there’s deer and fish and ducks then the drunk slapped his legs and felt something in his pocket so he took it out it was a beer bottle the drunk said yahh so he popped the lid a sculled all the beer and did an huge burp then he was drunk than ever before he set a tree on fire and sat beside it the fire was like a rainbow except it was only red orange and yellow he found another beer but this time he didn’t drink it he threw it at the fire after a couple of seconds later there was a loud BANG!

The drunk was killed and half of the garden destroyed and that was the end of the secret garden

THE END

The Brown Parcel - Sammy Irvine

The Brown Parcel

Once there was a creepy reporter called Ralph. One day Ralph saw a brown parcel lying on the footpath. He picked it up, then he noticed a wide open door. He tiptoed inside and down a long windy staircase made of cold hard stone. When he got down he saw a hot flaming fire and a bookcase. Nobody was down there, he put down the brown parcel, then accidentally stepped on a copper coloured stone. The bookcase shifted aside and a long passage seemed to be behind. Ralph picked up the parcel and hurried inside. The passage wasn’t as long as Ralph thought, it took about three meters and Ralph was at a rugged looking mountain pass, he thought to himself, how did I get here? ‘of course, the secret passage!.’ All of a sudden, a strong wind blew and knocked the parcel out of Ralph’s hands ‘Nooo!’ he screamed, as he staggered up the mountain pass, wind blowing in his face, he saw the parcel lying on a nearby rock, not to far down. He thought he could reach it, but lost his balance and tumbled down the mountain and that was the end of Ralph, the creepy reporter.

Rory Harvey - Little Red Space Ace

LITTLE RED SPACE ACE

ONCEUPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL CALLED LITTLE RED SPACE ACE. One day her mum asked if she would take the space fries and nebula burgers too her grandmas ok said little red space ace be careful said her mum jumped in her 400,000,000,000 snail power engine shiny red mothership as she went in the coffee machine churned out some
Decaf coffee and space ace got drunk on it and crashed her ship meanwhile a local bully zorg who feasted on humans was enjoying a drink in his favourite bar the zoggs head he was a mercenary and feasted on humans every human he ate got him 100,000,000 zollars he got a call on his comlink it said that a human had crashed there ship in the area the zorg grunted and headed off. Space ace woke up and saw a drink driving kills ouch I still feel tipsy better stay away from the drink for a while just then the zorg rounded the corner and snorted through his translator hello human hi said space ace ok lets cut to the chase where you going to my grannies not that its any business of yours realising she was threatened she used her black belt in karate to knock the stuffing out of him after there encounter a squirrel could have creamed it but luckily a card fell out of her pocket when she was fighting he reached out as if every inch pained him and snatched it he read the address a grin came over his face and he got up slowly and rushed off as quickly as possible as it is to be while you are practically unconscious. Mean while space ace fixed the ship with her fixing ships for dummies book she got in her ship and started flying to grannies. The zorg flew in his i.f.z.(identified flying zorg) to the address on the card but zorgs cant read well so he got next doors house instead ate the old lady in there and picked some clothes he liked and waited he saw space ace realised his mistake and watched as space ace landed deployed the landing ramp and saw her slip on the ramp fall and knock herself out. He quickly swallowed the granny in the house biting her head off while he was at it and got into the four-poster bed and pretended to be a granny space ace woke up (again) and stared at the house so she got up grabbed her basket and walked into the house oh my what big eyes you have all the better to see you with my dear but came out as hfgrgvrggggbuygsfbshdgfsbffhkfj because he had had half his teeth knocked out by space ace hey your that zorg so space ace ran while the zorg hobbled after space ace found a secret compartment full of napalm blasters and grabbed one and blasted the zorg in half grannies head came back on and she popped out they scooped out the zorg into the trash and they lived happily ever after until the zorg morphed back together and came back looking for revenge…

The end